Your friendly neighbourhood Bryan

orangewave: people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:28:18 +1000

people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms and there are 3 big special fandoms and there are vegans and hipsters who are evil and we’re on this special website that nobody else knows about

i’ve noticed that when i get drunk i can sometimes be a complete and utter cunt with no idea...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:30:41 +1000

i’ve noticed that when i get drunk i can sometimes be a complete and utter cunt with no idea what he’s going on about.

doesn’t mean im gonna stop getting drunk or anything i just wanna say fuck you drunk me

How everyone can just afford to go places and do stuff without a hassle is completely beyond me. I...

Sun, 05 May 2013 18:26:12 +1000

How everyone can just afford to go places and do stuff without a hassle is completely beyond me. I wish I could just get money off my Mum whenever I wanted, but I don’t expect it off her, she has more important shit to spend her money on.

so i finally tried acid and basically my brain got stuck.

Wed, 01 May 2013 11:12:27 +1000

so i finally tried acid and basically my brain got stuck.

the popularity of ice/meth/rocks saddens me. i mean it’s fun to get drunk or high, but being...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:51:53 +1000

the popularity of ice/meth/rocks saddens me. i mean it’s fun to get drunk or high, but being desperately hooked on something is just pathetic.

‘sup guys how high are you i mean im really high i mean...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 00:28:11 +1000

‘sup guys how high are you i mean im really high i mean sorry im not pls love me

I really wish I could be a square, seriously. I just come off as this stoner, but I’m...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 23:24:23 +1000

I really wish I could be a square, seriously. I just come off as this stoner, but I’m seriously just being me. I wish people would quit looking at me like I’m a freak whenever I say something and that I could just be what people perceive as NORMAL.

But you know what?! I’M NOT FUCKING NORMAL, I’M MYSELF AND THAT’S THE WAY I LIKE IT! FUCK YOU AND YOUR STEREOTYPES! I MAY SMOKE WEED BUT JUST BECAUSE I CAN BE CHILL DOESN’T MEAN I’M A BAD PERSON!

Sarah has 2000 followers! :D

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:14:57 +1000

Sarah has 2000 followers! :D

“It’s ok to objectify guys, they’re guys, they don’t care.”“Guys can’t get raped, they never don’t...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 21:53:47 +1000

“It’s ok to objectify guys, they’re guys, they don’t care.”

“Guys can’t get raped, they never don’t want sex.”

“Men should be the ones to do the asking.”

“Men should always pay on a date.”

“It’s okay for me to be sexually attracted to watching two gay men have sex, but not for men to be attracted to lesbians.”

“It’s impossible for men to be victims of domestic violence, they’re bigger and stronger than women!”

“Sexual predators are always men.”

touch-all-the-butts: i wanna be famous so i can just go into a shop and say ‘i want everything’ and...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 21:04:04 +1000

touch-all-the-butts:

i wanna be famous so i can just go into a shop and say ‘i want everything’ and i would literally have enough money to buy everything in the entire shop

BAHAHAHAHA REVERSE SEXISMThis is feminism at it’s worst....

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 17:19:47 +1100

BAHAHAHAHA REVERSE SEXISM
This is feminism at it’s worst. I’m not against feminism, but just like Islam, this movement has it’s fair share of pathetic extremists.

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Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:39:10 +1100

Empathy Test 0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:38:17 +1100

Empathy Test

0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20)

33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42)
53 - 63 is above average
64 - 80 is very high
80 is maximum

If you want to show your followers your result put it in the TAGS

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: gaaraofsuburbia: athee-fille: musiqchild007: tctisi: It all...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 11:31:03 +1100

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

gaaraofsuburbia:

athee-fille:

musiqchild007:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

I can’t get over the gif

WAIT

20:13

2013

I never really thought much of Austin Carlile but according to his fans he’s such a great guy...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 22:56:36 +1100

I never really thought much of Austin Carlile but according to his fans he’s such a great guy and everyone should like him but-

YOU’RE ON THE FUCKING INTERNET. I’VE SEEN VIDEOS OF PEOPLE GETTING THEIR HEAD CHOPPED OFF WITH A CHAINSAW AND DIDN’T EVEN FLINCH, OF COURSE I’M GONNA PICK ON THIS BAND DOUCHE FOR CRYING WHEN HE GOT ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT.

This is what is making Tumblr even worse than 4chan - YOU SILLY CUNTS TAKE YOURSELF WAY TOO SERIOUSLY LOOSEN UP NERDS.

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Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:11:02 +1100

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Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:43:22 +1100

nudes of your girlfriend are going around of her bending over in a bathroom with some weird camera, why would you send them around, mate?

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 19:29:13 +1100

What the hell are you even talking about?

I know of no nudes and have not sent anything like that around. I don’t even have a phone.

Nice try though.

I’m reading the leaked Breaking Bad script and- HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLOT TWIST

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 12:25:04 +1100

I’m reading the leaked Breaking Bad script and-

HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLOT TWIST

afternoon cunts

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 14:40:14 +1100

afternoon cunts